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Brandon

I guy who has a huge dick but is not worth shit . He's the player type and he's a total cheater . He think everything is a game .
Brandon is an asshole
by BoyWouldYou March 13, 2017
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Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.

butt of all jokes.

the b-man.
S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"

K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"
by TEH GUHY September 25, 2010
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A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.
"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"
by Dareen123 August 24, 2016
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Brandon is a very beautiful man but sadly he is gay since he is gay when he sees a boy he pulls his pants down when I said he is beautiful I was lying he is actually very very very ugly
by Daved malinsten November 3, 2018
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A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.
Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣
by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018
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Brandon is one of the .
Brandon you area .
by Flashisher January 22, 2019
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Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.
Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.
by Timahh July 7, 2019
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