Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

Smokey Bone

Stand up naked with an erection while your girl blows smoke rings around your penis.

If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!

Last night my girl gave me the old Smokey bone before head.

by Plumb2 March 26, 2019

Raging Bone

An extremely major erection.

Also, a punk band from Salem, MA.

Dude #1: "Man, I got a raging bone right now!"

Dude #2: "That's gnarly, bro."

by BarryFeinstein December 16, 2012

bone diddily

to the highest extent of being stoned

Bro, i just smoked two garskis.
Well how u feelin nigga?
Im so bone diddily yall boi

by Chronnie239 May 19, 2010

Bone Sandwich

Getting punched in the face with a penis.

Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.

by Slackrabbit December 21, 2013

Gag Bone

A very large, girthy penis. Well above average. Generally, those classified as having a “horse cock”. Known to induce the gag reflex of the person or persons performing oral gratification and also for pounding the cervix of female partners.

Rachel was choking and slobbering all over my gag bone.

My gag bone was pounding her cervix. She said no body has had a gag bone that can beat her guts like mine.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

wing bone

Wing boning is a sexual act in which the wing boner manually simulates a male partner by using the inner crook of the arm at the elbow, lubricated with blue cheese or ranch.

James got caught doing the wing bone to Matt in the men's room at lunch.

by Chippereslistein July 18, 2017