daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.

“Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”

by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018

Trash bird

A seagull.

Damn dude, look at all those trash birds!

by Gtgtgtgt November 9, 2018

Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.

The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"

by General Howard January 11, 2009

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.

Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.

by The Learned Hand October 30, 2013

Flappy Bird

A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.

In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.

John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!

by Victoria__1313 September 27, 2014

Flappy Bird

You can use the phrase 'Flappy Bird' as a code word when you are talking about someone who is stood or sat next to you without them knowing you are talking about them. You normally call someone by Flappy Bird if you don't like them so when you say, "Flappy Bird is a n*b!", the annoying person just thinks your talking about the game. Simples!

Kid 1: (Talking about Rohal) Flappy bird is suck a w*nker.
Kid 2: Yes I know.
Rohal: Flappy Bird is not that bad.
Kid 1: Yes it is.
Kid 2: yea

by 11en7y(2) March 1, 2017