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Begone Thot

(Variant of "Thot Begone!")

Invocation used to dispell a thot from the caster's plane of mortal experience. Similar to the Fifth Level spell 'Dispell Evil' or the Clerical 'Turn Undead' ability.

Male casters with a CHA(D) score of 16 or higher have an increased chance of successfully dispelling a Thot. This is a risky spell for males with a CHA(D) score of 12 or lower to cast as their "incel" status carries a significant risk of a failed intimidation check and suffering debilitating effects like becoming enraged, standing confused, fleeing in terror, or going beserk.

High Level Thots with multiple streams of social media income may be completely immune to the 'Thot Begone!' spell, even with a male with a CHA(D) score of 18 or higher.

If Thot initiates the social interaction with a snide snarky remark then a penalty is applied and the male caster who passes their intimidation check, regardless of CHA(D) score, can deliver a devastating verbal riposte by virtue of the moral authority that derives from being subjected to injustice. There is no saving throw.
Office Thot: "Hi. Are you going to the Christmas party?"
Low Status Male: "No, I actually have some family business to take care of."
Office Thot: "Well that's not much of an excuse." <+2 bonus to ego>
Low Status Male: <intimidation check passed> "It's not an excuse, it's a reason. And attendance is voluntary." (aka Begone Thot!)
Office Thot: <stunned & bewildered silence at unexpected Chad-like response. Stands still like a statue and body does an odd jerking motion like a goldfish was swallowed>
by ChickenCalamariRings July 16, 2024
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behina

/buh-HEE-nah/ or /buh-hee-NAH/
People named Behina exude big gigachad goblin energy from every inch of their being. No taller than 3'0" and comes free packaged with a variety of different cakcles, giggles, and laughs! Some famous examples are the window wiper™, tea kettle™, car starter™, wheeze™, donkey™, spongebob™, and many many more! Although Behina are people they can sometimes act like a different speices entirely. For example, they may sweat exesively compared to that of a typical human. Side effects of Behina include screeching at their mom uncontrollably, being deeply invested in some random korean dude who can sing and dance, adoring a certain sherlock, and to quote, "A twinge of delulu" (Behina 2023). All in all, a Behina is a steal and if you call in now we'll throw in an extra for absoluelty FREE. that's right, FREE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL IN NOW. CALL redacted TO ACCEPT THIS AMAZING OFFER NOW!
behina: MAH-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
mah-maaaa: behina tf you wan u sound liek a hawk
behina: ARHAUGAGBAHGAGURGAHHA AHAHAH AGHAG EEHEHEHHEHEHEH (sheep laugh)
by maladroit is me December 26, 2023
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Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
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