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Beef Handle

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"
by akendall June 28, 2009
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Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.
1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby
by Siren09876 September 7, 2021
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Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.
That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
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hold the beef

in reference to vegetarians who go to taco bell and say hold the beef sub beans.
phrase used to reference something that needs to be put off or shouldn’t be done
rihanna needs to hold the beef with fenty beauty and drop another album it’s been 5 years ma’am
by butchthebutcher1 April 22, 2021
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Beef Saddle

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.
I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein May 31, 2018
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beef turk

josie 'i really want to play with his beef turk'
by U.Jay.U. April 29, 2009
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