Red Baron

An erection covered in menstrual blood.

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."

by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021

dirty baron

When a baron rusty trombones a man so hard it comes out their mouth

Ah he dirty baroned him

by creeping-fly349 May 3, 2021

Fahde Barhon

Fahde Barhon is the CEO of one of the largest international companies INOVATRAV in partnership with Amendis, RADEL, RAMSA ... In addition to being intelligent, elegant and respectful, he has one of the rarest mercedes in the world. E 400 model 2016.

Fahde Barhon is a big contractor

by anonymous November 21, 2021

trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.

I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.

by BigDicktonaryBoi May 15, 2022

Michael Barone

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.

Michael Barone Is a fat orangutan

by U adopted June 9, 2022

bimbling baboon bozo

a person with 3 iq and wont shut up

Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares

by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022