a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.
guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
by st.lucifer January 15, 2012
Get the bar wifemug. by Ben Jerelbo July 23, 2016
Get the bar brothersmug. a combination of the familiar terms homebody
and barfly. this person can commonly be found
at one or two of their favorite local bars when
not at home. they usually become restless at
home and end up at one of these favorite bars
whether they plan to stay there are not. while
they can be found there often they do not have
the same unattractive qualities that a barfly does.
and barfly. this person can commonly be found
at one or two of their favorite local bars when
not at home. they usually become restless at
home and end up at one of these favorite bars
whether they plan to stay there are not. while
they can be found there often they do not have
the same unattractive qualities that a barfly does.
"dude, jake is super good at pool but it's totally because
he's a totally bar-body..so he has an advantage!"
"sammy's at the bar again. his crush on the bartender
has turned him into such a bar-body. he even does his
homework there!"
"that place is pretty awesome, i can see myself easily
becoming a bar-body!"
he's a totally bar-body..so he has an advantage!"
"sammy's at the bar again. his crush on the bartender
has turned him into such a bar-body. he even does his
homework there!"
"that place is pretty awesome, i can see myself easily
becoming a bar-body!"
by carlsbadcarlyfornia1431 November 22, 2011
Get the bar-bodymug. To not care about something that is said by another person, or is in the process of being said.
It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up
This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up
This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
Person 1: "Yo how was your day?"
Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"
Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"
Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
by Captain Banter May 20, 2008
Get the BAR CARmug. A trashy rapper who has to repeat himself or steal his own lines to fill up his rap verses. Example: Mike Jones.
by Eric Wawizzle April 1, 2007
Get the Bar Skimmermug. by FunnyStuffYo January 24, 2017
Get the Dillie Barmug. On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.
by Angry Hungry October 20, 2008
Get the Eskimo Barmug.