You are gay and a defect. You (as a sperm cell) swam back inside your dad's nuts while he was nutting and stayed there until you were forced to go when he ejaculated too hard.
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For it to qualify as a backyard kegger it must have at least one beer keg and a lot of other alcohol.
Usually there is also a pool in which people can get drunk in and have a rave, music is also played to an excessive volume.
For it to qualify as a backyard kegger it must have at least one beer keg and a lot of other alcohol.
Usually there is also a pool in which people can get drunk in and have a rave, music is also played to an excessive volume.
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Pimps who don't have the balls to flat out pimp openly. They are lazy, unproductive, sheisty creatures that live off women with promises to want to get their shit together, but really don't.
Friend 1: "Girl, I'm tired of taking care of this man, but he keep telling me he is gonna start looking for work because he tired of spending my money" Friend 2: He ain't nothing but a backyard pimp... and never had a job, never will!!!!
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