mile high club

To have intercourse while piloting an aircraft. The altitude must 5,280 feet MSL not AGL. In other words, one cannot park on Denver Airport property, bang each other, and earn their wings to the Mile High Club.
I was inducted into the Mile High Club while flying a Cessna 172.
by Boombala November 26, 2006
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Mile high club

The mile club is often mistaken as when a couple have sex at least a mile above the surface of the earth, but infact you may also jion this wonderfull club as part of the "S.A.D" or the Solo Aviator Division. Thus jioning when masturbating.
"Dang this flight is boring as shit"
"mmmmm that attendant is fine"
"i think i may just go to the toilet and join the mile high club"
by Mr Slave December 29, 2005
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Mile Long Sub.

spin off of mile long club

this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.
after shopping my wife asked" what way are we going home" and i told her" we're taking the mile long sub. "
by mar'scorpio February 21, 2010
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Mile high clubbing

The act of going from seat to seat on an airplane with the sole purpose of sexual intercourse with a fellow passenger. Drinks of an alcoholic nature are required, protection optional.
Hey Frank, later tonight my friend Ethan and I are going mile high clubbing. Byob and dont forget to pull out.
by ECOLELEE January 27, 2011
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500 mile rule

The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.
Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
by theherkman August 09, 2011
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Quarter-Mile Smile

-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!
Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!
by ...Caesium... July 25, 2011
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mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.
Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.
by billthecat October 19, 2010
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