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Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..
by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024
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Dick Boogers

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”
by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022
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Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.
While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.
by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020
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booger snatch

I'm headin over to Booger Snatch for a Whopper, you want anything?
by use to be Chiefbooknocker April 20, 2022
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Baby booger

A dumb little baby that is a bully booger but in the end is a good baby
Baby booger:dj is fat
Dj booger:😭
Baby booger:it was just a joke
by Booger a boy June 1, 2021
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Booger pill

The tendency of some to eat their own boogers
Paul thought no-one was watching as her chowed down on that enormous booger pill
by ChessManDownUnder September 24, 2021
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booger

shit from your nose that sticks everywhere
shit i got a booger sticking to my penis
by MASTERFAPPER March 27, 2018
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