It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.
by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011
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Person 2: 'She's 8 years older than you!'
Person 1: 'So?'
Person 2: 'You Alasdair'
Person 2: 'She's 8 years older than you!'
Person 1: 'So?'
Person 2: 'You Alasdair'
by Purity Assassin March 11, 2007
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"The Alaskian Bull Worm" is when a female or a male takes their finger and hits the male's penis back and forth. It takes great finger agility and erected penises to create the sensation of "The Alaskian Bullworm" This is an expierience that you will never forget. Tell your sexual partner to get their fingers ready!
by the sex doctors August 22, 2010
Get the Alaskian Bullworm mug.You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.
by Jimmy Jelly bean December 30, 2013
Get the alaskan harpoon mug.When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.
Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
by theminkinator January 29, 2014
Get the Alaskan Countertop mug.When in a cold shower a man gets on his knees and eats the minge of the woman as the cold water runs down their bodies.
by ozymandias711 August 6, 2016
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"Man, you are bad at this. I gave my girl the Alaskan Dragon Rider last night."
"DAAAAAAAAAMN"
"Man, you are bad at this. I gave my girl the Alaskan Dragon Rider last night."
"DAAAAAAAAAMN"
by BillCosby=Senpai October 5, 2016
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