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spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM
1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham
by sk8Trs July 4, 2020
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Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
by J-Rawk October 8, 2009
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Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman
Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!
by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
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Ham Candle

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.
Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!
by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021
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Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.
1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020
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Ham ankles

Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.
Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?
by Biotchofks February 21, 2017
mugGet the Ham anklesmug.

dick ham

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck
by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022
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