ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

ham solo

Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating

Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...

by Big boy United May 28, 2018

Rum Ham

A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!

by Retr0200202 June 03, 2019

Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 08, 2010

Ham and Cheesilist

The high and mighty second hand leader of the oder of ham and cheese.The great master of speech.The one to rally up the crowd of HAMsters to stop and reinforce what the they believe in.

Ham and Cheesilist:we are one .we must stick together.
HAMsters:here, here

by Gaxellex February 15, 2016

swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".

Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Me? More like Swiss and Ham! April 12, 2021

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 07, 2021