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puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.
Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.
by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011
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pump the ham

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."
by archamtrand May 19, 2010
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Ham off

To wank.
"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."
by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008
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Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats
"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"
by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014
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Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.
by zunit469 July 31, 2014
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rubbing the ham

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form
by The white knight February 10, 2015
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