Cast abumble

Having been sent into a state of being a bumbling fool

The cute girl was cast abumble after I read my poem about dat wet ass pussy in front of her father when picking her up for prom
(Notice the absence of the term “girlfriend,” implying that she is not romantically involved, and likely a friend)

by Drinkr of Milk April 17, 2023

Jewish aluminum

Filling the cans with sand and/or rocks before you recycle them.

I sure got a lot more money since I cashed in my Jewish aluminum.

by Trump2024fjb_LGB September 2, 2023

The Aluminum predator

Is basically Ironman but a child predator

Tyler is The Aluminum predator

by Hellhound77 January 31, 2024

The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024

Mrs Alumunumu

Pronounced Mrs Alumununu. She is a Chinese IG user who posts day to day content of her capsule house making factory. She gained a lot of fans and followers due to her pronounciation of English words. Such as, "aluminum" as "alumunumu" and "hello boss" as "hallo bauss"

A: yo nice space capsule house
Mrs Alumunumu: a L U m U n U mU .
A: .

by anonymous October 26, 2024

lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018

old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.

old fart alumni...

by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020