Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)

Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.

by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018

Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.

my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.

by Notspenc November 27, 2018

alaskan banana split redunk

When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!

by redunker January 14, 2019

Alaskan wattlegobbler

When you finish the alaskan mudslide and eat the shit off the midgets chest

Cant think of an example :) alaskan wattlegobbler

by CoonCluxClan March 18, 2019

Alaskan Salmon Run

The act of inserting Swedish fish into your parters Anal cavity and sucking it out.

Hey babe you wanna use the leftover movie candy for an Alaskan Salmon Run.

by erynnstrange June 1, 2019

Alaskan snowflake

A cold iced water poured in a woman’s vagina.

Did you hear Sindhi gave herself a Alaskan snowflake

by Alaskan Snowflake October 4, 2019

Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019