The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 21, 2017
Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!
by tonebay August 13, 2011
The act of shitting on your partner's chest after having intercourse and then cumming on top of the shit. After performing the first step, it is encouraged for one to eat the masterpiece.
by Whoof Arted January 08, 2011
by Joey Orgler 3 August 06, 2008
Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.
Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009
The Act of a man freezing a Turd then placing it inside the womans mouth before having sex with her.
During sex the turd heats up having a sloppy consistancy a lot like a wet dog. The womans mouth being the doghouse.
During sex the turd heats up having a sloppy consistancy a lot like a wet dog. The womans mouth being the doghouse.
Bro ive got a dog freezing in the freezer and its begging for a home. Shes gonna get a mean Alaskan Doghouse
by Mike lawry December 30, 2008
by Twinkley toees February 26, 2011