period day

a day where you stay home with a blanket and a hot water bottle and watch netflix and complain about being on your period all day. it usually involves eating ice cream as well.
i won’t be at school today because i’m having a period day
by imreallyhungry November 01, 2019
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Period Blood

Blood that tastes good
by Kokichiouma November 12, 2022
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Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.
Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."
by Victor Mateo Trench January 01, 2015
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period stomach

The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.
I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.
by shakalaka999 March 26, 2014
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period of digestion

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.
Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.
by jmacofearth September 22, 2023
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Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.
I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.
by ilookmarvlus January 17, 2021
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jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.
"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"
by makehimsquirt January 30, 2015
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