Mariam almalki

mariam is probably the funniest person to be alive.she can make anyone laugh by just looking at her. she’s so kind and can make anyone smile in second.and she cares whether it’s a big deal or not. I consider her as my best friend because she’s the only one that can make literally die of laughter or cry of happiness. if your bored she always comes up with that most random things to do. wether it’s making videos and pretending to be dearborn boys or telling the most craziest stories she’s always trying to make people happy. the second you become friends with mariam is when ur life actually feels different.there hasn’t been a day in my life that i laughed harder then when i’m with her. so to me mariam is a person that means so much to me. and she is the definition of a best friend.

Mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.

by yourmomperiodcom June 27, 2022

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

sequesense of almanuity

jibberish sounding as though you have a deep philosophical insight, thought or understanding

As I gaze out into our vast universe of stars and planets and ponder my purpose in it I can only wonder and stand amazed by the volumeous sequensense of almanuity that abounds.

by Adrian Dane July 10, 2005

The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.

Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot

by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020

Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj

The phrase is in reference to the Yugioh card "Alleister the Invoker" and "Salamangreat Almaraj". The phrase is 2 steps of a simple combo that allows you to put "Invoked Merchaba" on board and with relative simplicity. It is known for being extremely simple and sometimes repetitive for how basic but effective it is.

Now I will Normal Alleister Make Almaraj. Make Secure Gardena. Activate Invocation. Make Invoked Merchaba. Effect in Grave of Invocation;
Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj is such a simple play. I hate Yugioh sometimes

by Theundeadsayian May 5, 2021

the.girl.almightyy

the coolest one direction stan there is….

hey are u mutuals with @ the.girl.almightyy
OMG YES SHES SO COOL

by anonymous1763 August 8, 2021

Grays Sports Almanac

A book that made Biff Tannen rich in 1985

Originally Marty McFly wanted to go back in time and make himself rich, but old Biff Tannen decided to tabled the turns.

Marty: Party's over Biff, theres a little matter we need to talk about.

Biff: Yeah money right well forget it!

Marty: No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac

Biff: You heard him girls, party's over...

by bttfan1985 December 31, 2021