wet dock

After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.

Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.

by greendeviant April 30, 2009

Wet Wurtke

The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.

Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.

by Torazo February 03, 2009

Wet Chewbacca

When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.

Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened

John: WHAT?

Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.

John: Thats fucked up.

Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes

John: Your not staying at my house.

by nuff14 September 17, 2009

wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.

Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.

by Randehman March 10, 2014

wet ronnie

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then via his finger inserts said ejaculate into someone’s ear

Hey Mike, how’d you get on last night?

Ah man, gave Danielle a wet ronnie?

by Ultramegadude111 October 12, 2018

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 05, 2019

Wet Wipe

Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.

A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe

by B Caitlin July 09, 2019