Ear Potato

Another term used for "ear wax".

That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder.

by johnnybob August 24, 2005

Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

Potato King

A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.

Donald Trump is now the top ranking Potato King.

by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019

potato body

Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.

aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her

by Michael Lea October 18, 2007

Donkey's Potato

1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.

1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.

by cfoam August 13, 2008

potato sack

Potato sacking is much like tea bagging except that it involves a much larger set of testicles.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag ladies, he potato sacks them!!

by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006

Shitting potatoes

Extremely heavy rain.

"Man, it's shitting potatoes outside!"

by Mashuren May 21, 2005