Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

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Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
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by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

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Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.

“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch”

by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018

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headdie murphy

A funny large headed black man.

You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.

by CKP Team November 13, 2019

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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

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