M card: The "Menopause" card.
Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
by MsRose1 November 18, 2010
A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
by HHatss October 04, 2021
by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020
The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes
by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021
Card licker is a pejorative term used to describe a person who is extremely frugal and penny-pinching to the point of being stingy. This type of individual is notorious for hoarding resources and taking great measures to save even the smallest amounts of money, such as by licking the adhesive off of used postage stamps to reuse them. The term is often used as a criticism of individuals who prioritize saving money over personal hygiene or basic social norms.
"Can you believe he's reusing that old tea bag for the third time? He's such a card licker."
"Every time we go out to eat, she insists on only drinking water to save money. What a card licker."
"I went out to eat with my friend and we agreed to split the bill. But when the check came, he only put in the exact amount of his own meal and didn't even offer to split the tip. I'm pretty sure he's a card licker."
"Every time we go out to eat, she insists on only drinking water to save money. What a card licker."
"I went out to eat with my friend and we agreed to split the bill. But when the check came, he only put in the exact amount of his own meal and didn't even offer to split the tip. I'm pretty sure he's a card licker."
by Spa Yoda Fan! April 14, 2023
by Willow Wolfe February 15, 2021
The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.
John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
by Sleepy Sasquatch September 08, 2011