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Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023
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Deck of Cards

When a woman has a nice set of breasts and a nice butt
Man, that woman has a nice deck of cards
by theCapriSunNun July 4, 2023
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Guess That Card

Guess That Card, colloquially known as "GTC", is a guessing card game played in a group of 2+ people. The dealer prompts a player to guess a single card prior to flipping over the top card in the deck. The player must name both suit and number. If the player is incorrect, the next player is prompted to guess a card. If the player is correct, they can name one of the other players to shotgun a beer. In some circles other players will join in on the shotgun, usually saying they did so "out of solidarity". If the player guesses the queen of spades and is correct, all other players have to shotgun. There exist some "unwritten rules" of the game, such as guessing the same card in successive rounds. Certain players describe this as "against the spirit of the game".
Are you familiar with Guess That Card?
by pattycakespattcakesbakersman September 5, 2023
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fag card

The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes
Jason came out the other day! Officially got his fag card
by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021
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VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
by HHatss October 4, 2021
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Card banger

Person uses cards to remind them of there daily life and what to say.
Oh man did you see the paper Biden used to remember what to say?

Yea he’s a total card banger
by Green weenie July 20, 2021
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Blox Cards

One of the best roblox card games ever!
by Iris studmaster fan September 19, 2022
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