Anal cancer

Cancer of the asshole

"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"

by Xlea Snave July 19, 2009

Cancer Stick

In response to the speculation that oral sex is a bigger cause of cancer than tobacco!

a Penis is now officially known as a 'Cancer stick'

Girl-hmm i would really like to give you falatio(this word is worse than vagina)but ive been told i can get cancer from doing it...

Guy-Ignore the health hazard labels on my balls baby,smoke this cancer stick at your own peril ! one more wont hurt...

by vbeatz March 10, 2011

God Cancer

an overall an overall sucumbing of shitnessnisity

wow niccolo, you really have a bad case of God Cancer, your right nut is missing

by Ben Giladi February 11, 2009

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

Head Cancer

Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.

Hye man I gots that Cancer of Head that you been talkin' bout.

by Someperson October 10, 2003

Urbandictionary Cancer

When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.

I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.

by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017

Cancer Baby

Tumors that develop in the cervix/ uterus

Guy #1 - Yo you look bummed out, didn't you get any last night?
Guy #2 - Nah man...Trish just got out the hospital, she was having her Cancer Baby removed.
Guy #1 - Shitty bro

by YoNipMao September 27, 2012