January 8

The day you fuck you gf/bf until they break

Boy :babe it January 8th

Girl: finally

by Fjdifngudnekfnfidmdmd September 21, 2021

:*8=D

The act of informing someone through the universal forum of text that you expect a fantastic sucking of the lower male extremeties

In a text message
BF: Hey
GF: What's up?
BF: Oh nothing much
GF: Well what do you want to do tonight?
BF: :*8=D
GF: :)) youre going to go insane

by thatone guy March 09, 2012

december 8

national fat faced panda day!

december 8th is a great day to go say hello to an adorable chubby little panda! (like and subscribe to fat faced panda) teehee kaliahh

"yo dude, isnt today december 8th?"
"oh bro your totally right!"
"let's go see some pandas man!"

by unkOwn.lOl November 19, 2019

8=====D~{()}

Penis cumming into a vagina.

Guy: 8=====D~{()} tonight
Girl: 👍

by Beeftruck August 11, 2016

Dec 8

Everyone born on that day needs to be treated like a god and everybody has respect for them.

Its dec 8th today and that means its national treat me like a king day so you better give me some food

by Xxxtictactoe November 06, 2019

8 up

From the WWII era meaning Section 8, a category of military discharge. Service members were deemed "Section 8" if they were mentally unfit for service. This included being found guilty for sexualal perversion. In modern times it is used to describe a soldier or piece of equipment that doesn't perform or present to military standard.

DS Slaughter- "PVT Snuffy, you failed to shoot at least one of the 40 targets with your rifle. Why are you so 8 up?"

PVT Snuffy- "Drill Seregent, I'm not 8 up, it's my rifle. It has been jamming and double feeding all day."

DS Slaughter- "You are still 8 up for failing to conduct proper maintenance of your weapon PVT! Your weapon will function properly of it is clean and lubricated!"

by boardkiller June 26, 2011

8==) O-:

Used to end a flaming war. It means "Suck my dick" or "Suck a dick" or "Eat me". It could be used to imply that someone is a cocksucker.

Person 1: Your inane arguments are proof of your diminished intellect.

Person 2: 8==) O-:

by geekay007 July 11, 2012