thot chop

When sexual actions occur between the male and his partner while he has his penis climaxing in their throat in the midst of a horizontal throat chop.

“Duuude I totally thot chopped her last night and it was the best!”
“Hey don’t do that or I’ll thot chop you!”

by John Atkinson May 21, 2019

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

bad chop

a jamaican term used by dunce thugs when corresponding with one and other

example: "yo bad chop, ya fawad a di party tonight?"

"yes boss!!!"

by Battyhead34 June 14, 2020

veal chops

A term to describe a female with a body mass index (BMI) of 20-30 whose labia major are smaller than those of a meat curtain, but resembling veal patties.

Hey doc, can you help me hold back these veal chops so we can do a pelvic?

by biffmcbride January 25, 2017

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

Booty chops

Typically said to accidentally gaslight ones friend

guy1: bro booty chops
guy2: what? booty chops?
guy1: it's a thing, look it up
guy2: literally go die

by Joeseph0 July 30, 2023