urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.

Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket

by SK2316 January 26, 2021

Urban

Black

I am going to the urban part of the city.

by anonymous January 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The people's dictionary, or just Wikipedia sexualized. If you are dumb, its the very website that you're on now.

Mom: What are you doing?
Kid: I'm on Urban Dictionary.

Mom: I'm not proud of you.

by THEFLESHGUY February 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website that you can have a few laughs at, and when you try to make a definition it says: "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information." Even though 95% of the definitions are taking the piss or hating on football clubs...like liverpool...especially Liverpool.

Scouse bastards

"The webiste Urban Dictionary has strict rules with no NSFW content."
Sarcastic, mr

2020

by mr Sarcastic February 1, 2021

The Urban Dicktionary

A place for bored teens go to write down their little minds.

Hey dude my friend went on the Urban Dicktionary avoid her

by Not a Dummy 123456789123456789 February 2, 2021

The Urban Dictionary

A place where bored teens go to, to write down their ITTY BITTY love life and look for roasts to get them out of being categorized "NERD" so basically write down their WHOLE life

Hey dude _____ went on the urban dictionary they must be a no-lifer avoid them

by Not a Dummy 123456789123456789 February 2, 2021

Urban dictionary

A website where weird people go to read stupid hilarious definitions that other weirdos have written.

Boy: I’m writing on the urban dictionary

Other boy; What’s that?
Boy: just look it up
Other boy: *wheeze*

by Userwastaken February 3, 2021