Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.

"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"

by someoneyoumayknowirlidkmaybe May 14, 2022

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

The kids

Your whole position against me hinges on them but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT DO YOU, YOU FUCKING FILTH?

Hym " 'But the kids! THE KIDS!!!' They cry though they fail to realize that THEY JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL about the ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

Tolles kids

A derogatory term for students at Tolles Career and Technical Center, typically referring to their low IQ.

It sucks, but, I'd also require hall passes if I was incharge of Tolles kids.

by JustUrAvgNraveGigger May 20, 2024

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024