Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

jack snowden

Jack snowden is dead.

Jack snowden hasn’t been at school for a while because he’s DEAD

by The duck overlord November 26, 2022

Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.

He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”

by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022

Stealth Jack

Jacking off in a public place/room with some people without anyone noticing and busting a nut.

A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.

by physically insane November 29, 2022

Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.

John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Jack Essink

Always leaves the boys for his girl. gets bitched around by his girlfriend. averages 10 tickle fights 2 wrestling matches and 5 kisses a day.

Tyler: "Jack Essink"

by jmazing November 30, 2022

Jack

The sexiest man on Earth.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I'm going to fuck Jack
Person 1: Lucky

by Subject_A5_The_Glue November 30, 2022