Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Dumpster

A female with ambiguous moral values who were born on or after the year 1984. Cum Dumpsters are women and teenagers who allow their pussy or minge (UK or England) to be reamed and creampied in so much that causes a dystopian manifest of teenage and unwanted pregnancy of a biblical proportion that creates a pandemic of unwanted children. This beginning of the end is a new chapter of a male dominant sociopathic society similar to the book and movie called 1984.

Did you hear, Lisa got her minge torn up so much that she now smells just like a cum dumpster!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.

Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!

by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022

Cum Snog

A post fellatio jizz kiss before saying thanks and goodbye.

that was a fantastic blow job shall we have a cum snog before before I get the bus home?

by bogbonker December 21, 2017

Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

daddy cum

When your dad accidently cums in your mom and makes another child

Wow, I cannot believe this; you have daddy cummed in me and it made another child

by TheWordInnovater May 31, 2022

Cum Bucket

When a slut with whom loves as much cum up her bucket as possible from as many guys as possible.

Hey look its that Cum Bucket Bex getting her Bucket filled with way too much Cum from way to many guys at once that its oozing out her nose n looks like she just ate a Buk Kake.

What a Cum Swapping Jizz Junkie whore that Cum Bucket is. She must be a devilish angels Cum Bucket crackwhore slut who loves having multiple cocks n there cum up her Bucket as possible on the daily.

by Dann Mann February 16, 2024