Fake friend

A person who acts sweet then goes behind your back and pretends to care about you when they really don’t. For example Natalie Burmann

“you’re such a fake friend”

by alexisbutera November 5, 2017

wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

best friend

a person’s closest friend

Myisha is Isaias best friend

by Isaias’ best friend February 13, 2022

friends

a persons companion to have a nice time in

i love my friends

by fluffy3007000hello May 9, 2016

Monogamous Friend

A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.

M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."

by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019