Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one

Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome

by B0hem September 29, 2010

Second Drop Syndrome

When the second drop in a dubstep/trap song doesn't come anywhere close to the first

Man, that new skrillex song has an awful case of second drop syndrome.

by Noxington March 4, 2015

World Hunger Syndrome

The ability to solve any problem when half asleep, but with the inability to remember the solution once awakened.

John: "I swear, last night before I fell asleep, I was working all of those differential equations in my head. Today, I'm looking at a blank piece of paper again."
Jane: "Sounds like a classic case of World Hunger Syndrome."

by Ameerlolkat September 2, 2013

Dr. Lee Syndrome

A rare and sometimes fatal disease only affecting 2 of 5 students. When students go crazy over a professor named Doctor Lee, to the extent of where they constantly have withdrawals without the presence of Doctor Lee.

Person 1: I feel empty, like something is missing.
Person 2: I really miss Dr. Lee!
Person 3: OMG is that him!?
Person 4: Y’all have serious chronic Dr. Lee Syndrome…

by Minspired August 26, 2022

Mario Kart Syndrome

Someone who insists they’re the best at Mario kart (despite sucking) when the popular Nintendo game is brought up in any conversation

Person 1: You wanna play Mario Kart?
Person 2: Yeah man I’m the best at Mario kart
Person 1: looks like another case of Mario Kart syndrome

by keeys July 25, 2021

little man syndrome

when short men think they are better than everyone else and have big egos

he has little man syndrome

by candicedeeezzz April 8, 2022

Quarantine Arm Syndrome

Most commonly occurring in males, quarantine arm syndrome is when one arm is predominantly stronger, and in some cases physically and noticeably larger than the other. The strong arm often correlates with the person's dominant hand,

Josh: Your right arm is huge, you got Quarantine Arm Syndrome?
Andrew: Yeah, it's a pretty bad case

by Broganders May 11, 2020