penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough

I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you

by jake2smooth November 23, 2021

penis hole

something your mom really loves licking.

"mmm that penis hole was yummy" ~ur mom

by egg holder September 4, 2021

penis

A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone

I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom

by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019

penis flab

It's a penis that has a flab

Dude you got a nice penis flab
Other dude: thanks man!

by Anonymous echo December 19, 2016

Penis Gambit

When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.

Joe played the Penis Gambit which is why his friend was in pain.

by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023

Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later

She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.

by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022