monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024

Monkey

An insult used by only the chads, such as Suguru Geto and Frieza. Used to represent a dumbass who most likely only sits on Reddit and Discord trying to pull women when they have no rizz online because they look like shit in real life.

Geto: I hate those monkeys

by Satoru Gojo is on top December 3, 2023

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

Brew Monkey

The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.

"Lee you are now the brew monkey."

by Aradin October 30, 2007

Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.

Grandmother: Those are big black monkey balls.

by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022

Monkey Chariot

A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.

“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “

“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “

by wannabang0 July 16, 2023