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CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.
“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”
by MsMiller January 27, 2025
mugGet the CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)mug.

bum nut

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.
by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020
mugGet the bum nutmug.

nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.
Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.
by dog in hat November 25, 2010
mugGet the nut leopardmug.

Gay nut

Ah no, I got a gay nut! This will definitely delay my solve
by Gay ass Nigha July 19, 2022
mugGet the Gay nutmug.

Deez nuts

Something to say to interrupt a conversation and make people laugh, or just randomly say whenever.
Andy: Hey did you here about the"
John: Deez nuts?
by Manden56 May 28, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Crazy Nut

Someone that is completely out of their mind and will start to yell and use verbal language against you immediately even though you are trying to be civil and can’t explain the right things in a proper and calm manner.

For example, a woman will immediately yell, shout, and then patronize in a condescending tone trying to make you seem that YOU are dumbass, however, most of the time, that person (crazy nut) is uneducated and you can’t even explain yourself without trying to have a constructive conversation as real fucking people. This can go well along with men, but in general this one goes out to the ladies.
Lawrence: Dude, I really wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she…
Stephen: She what??
Lawrence: For no reason, she will get super pissed off for any little thing or opinion I tell her. For a few weeks, I had to be careful of what to say because she will become ballistic for no fucking reason.

Stephen: Damn dude, why is she tripping? She’s a crazy nut.

Roel: Yeah, she’s a pano.
by I, TOO.. EAT SPINACH March 24, 2025
mugGet the Crazy Nutmug.

nut rocket

Jenny was covered in nut rocket when i was done.
by Nut rocket June 4, 2017
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