Not the pussy not in the Red Army

a sentence that is used to describe something that's irrelevant to the topic

Everything you say is not the pussy not in the red army, mate!

by Ivan_Ivanovich_Ivanov March 2, 2024

red balls

when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked

bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked

by fvdfbdetgrt4rfgbg xnfgrbbfgbgt March 19, 2022

red diarrhea

very good and yummy and healthy and also red and painful to have

dude: yo i just had some red diarrhea
friend: nice man
friend: *has red diarrhea*

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.

I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!

by E Ruff September 26, 2021

red donut

the ring that appears around an extremely worn out butthole.

aye girl!! u redy to make this red donut after u eat my mud pie?!

by dhis diq May 9, 2016

Red

Pogi! Holy every week. Mabait. Loyal.

James Red.

by Aphrodite2811 March 31, 2021

Red potty

When u sit down after a long day and shit out blood cuz ur ur hole hurts

U on ur rag or just have red potty

by Tarabullelk March 14, 2023