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salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.
Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.
by JamButty June 30, 2017
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buffalo with a penis face

A stupid person, foolish and never understand anything
he thinks 1+1=3, he is such a buffalo with a penis face
by Skadoosh Dude Kung Fu 2.0 August 19, 2021
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Wearing my face

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face
by Carlosoil September 29, 2017
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Diving face split

The took place in Spain, 2009 that is 13-14 years ago. 2 brothers are at the beach and they were diving in the ocean. One of the brother perfectly dived into the ocean without injuries at all but it did not go well for the other brother, so let me just tell you about what happened in the video, so the other brother jumps and ended landing on the ground with his face split open and next he fell into the water turning the water into clear into bloody red. The other brother was in the hospital later but the doctors try everything but failed, the other brother did not make it.
Homie 2: I JUST WATCHED DIVING FACE SPLIT, HELP ME PLEASE.
Homie 4: I am getting bleach for my poor eyes now, also there is bleach in the other bathroom if you want it
by Homies3washere October 12, 2023
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Resting cringe face

A resting cringe face (RCF for short) is similar to resting bitch face, but instead of an angry or irritated face, the individual instead unintentionally maintains a cringed sour facial expression. Imagine watching the most cringiest meme video or literally sucking on a lemon, that's the kind of facial expression people with RCF make.

They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.

RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.

See also: resting disdainful face
Me: *arrives to class late*
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late

Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*

(School ends, goes home)

My mom: What's the matter?

Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today
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Short man face

An attractive man who by viewing a picture of his upper half, one can assume he is of short stature.
I think he may be like 5 ft Leesha he has a short man face, I don't think you should wear heels tonight
by Urbanqueen26 February 23, 2019
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blindy mcblind face

The word used to describe a person who is blind as fuck
My nana is a blindy Mcblind face, she walks into everything the dumb cunt
by My dad in a can November 13, 2017
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