"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023

by anonymous January 22, 2024

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.
Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.
by yourdonefor October 3, 2022

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
