Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024

Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017

Divine Timing

Divine Timing .. that elusive waiting and waiting until Marlene decides its time

well if we didnt have those bacon sandwiches we would have got out earlier marlene said to keeeeeerrrreeeeee .... its all in the divine timing

by Darryl_Barry December 15, 2025

National kiss one person for the time

You Can kiss a person that you like on April 26.
National kiss one person for the time

A guy Will kiss a Girl.
National kiss one person for the time
“Hey i like you, wanna kiss?”
“Yeah”
Kissing*

by Spredlove1234580 April 12, 2019

Unc Times

Times so long ago that anyone around for them is now an unc

“Yo dude this textbook is from 1992!”
“Shit, 1992? Unc times fr!”

by BeeferBoy1979 November 15, 2025

beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014