Punk Monkey

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.

You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"

by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009

The monkey

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale

The monkey is unlove like normal

by Gaymur September 23, 2019

turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

Monkey

Someone who is from Brasil. Often lives in favela.

Brasil is full of monkeys.

by Lowloser November 21, 2016

monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi

Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?

by Momi February 17, 2015

monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.

According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.

by God is watching you. July 8, 2017

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021