Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die

You see the meth Monkey at the zoo the other day?

by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023

monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone

Yo wassup monkey monk monk

by anonymous January 22, 2024

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

bleck monkey

Faisal

Kys Bleck monkey

by adrian23 June 6, 2023

Maaws Monkey

A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.

Everyone watch out. There's a Maaws Monkey outside our base.

by yourdonefor October 3, 2022

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023