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farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
by DjDenudo December 8, 2016
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Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.
Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!
by JarrusAeterna November 13, 2011
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up with the brown

Otherwise known as an acronym: UWTB. A.K.A. Anti DWTB. Teenagers that are wanting to maintain social justice in brown society. Most are embarrassed to the fact of others being embarrassed to the fact of being brown, and in order to stop those who are trying to stop associating with brown people, they say the phrase. DWTB is a disgrace to all Katies alike.
Bob: "Hey aren't you excited for '09?!"
Anthony:"Sure am! Down with the Brown, baby!"
Timmy:"Those brown people will get a kick out of this, when we suddenly stop talking to them."
Katie:"Stop right there!"
MJ:"Up with the brown, baby!"
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Daniel Lockton-Brown

A spaztic who would stick by your side no matter what. Someone who will treat you like family as long as you do the same to him. Someone used to be shaped like a boulder but now looks like a fucking twig but still has the strength of Tyson-fucking-Fury. Someone who will fuck you up if he has to but is also a 2 year old toddler by heart
Daniel Lockton-Brown is a fucking bitch but we still love him (no homo)
by Your nan is an LED lightbulb October 25, 2020
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brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
by miseryboy August 8, 2024
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Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.
Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)
by boingoing August 12, 2024
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Brown Shirt

The current uniform of the Democrat party. Wearers of this uniform also tend to be jack boot-wearing thugs.
Brown shirt Democrats are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else.
Brown shirt Democrats are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else. If you don't do what they say you will be censored, cancelled, or worse.
by JustWadaPlz September 27, 2022
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