To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024

by Ralbr November 13, 2024

When prevailing in an argument by providing a counterargument, and ultimately turning their logic against themselves successfully.
John: “I really like this food.”
Mike: “You have terrible taste”
John: “I don’t care”
Mike: “You cared enough to say you liked the food.”
John: “I cared about the food, but not your comment. Cheese ngl”
Mike: “You have terrible taste”
John: “I don’t care”
Mike: “You cared enough to say you liked the food.”
John: “I cared about the food, but not your comment. Cheese ngl”
by Somnisius August 16, 2021

by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013

"smoking cheese balls" is a term used when an individual is smoking or sniffing cheese balls or cheese balls powder
"Holy shit these cheese balls are fuckin lit'"
"IMMMMMM FUCKING HIGGGHH ON CHEESE BALLS"
Yo man im smoking cheese balls, you want a try?"
"IMMMMMM FUCKING HIGGGHH ON CHEESE BALLS"
Yo man im smoking cheese balls, you want a try?"
by Bobert8853 July 31, 2024

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
