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Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017
mugGet the Scandinavian cheese gratermug.

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children
"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024
mugGet the smells like cheesemug.

Cheese

Logan Paul: Luncables cheese vs Lunchly cheese.

Logan: Stick, drip. I like my cheese drippy bruh.
by Ralbr November 13, 2024
mugGet the Cheesemug.

Cheese Ngl

When prevailing in an argument by providing a counterargument, and ultimately turning their logic against themselves successfully.
John: “I really like this food.”

Mike: “You have terrible taste”

John: “I don’t care

Mike: “You cared enough to say you liked the food.”

John: “I cared about the food, but not your comment. Cheese ngl”
by Somnisius August 16, 2021
mugGet the Cheese Nglmug.

king mac and cheese

Mac and melted feta cheese. Amazing. The king of all Mac & Cheese.
I made some king mac and cheese, wayyyy better than KD and cheaper too. And then they all loved me.
by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013
mugGet the king mac and cheesemug.

smoking cheese balls

"smoking cheese balls" is a term used when an individual is smoking or sniffing cheese balls or cheese balls powder
"Holy shit these cheese balls are fuckin lit'"
"IMMMMMM FUCKING HIGGGHH ON CHEESE BALLS"
Yo man im smoking cheese balls, you want a try?"
by Bobert8853 July 31, 2024
mugGet the smoking cheese ballsmug.

simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps
"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
mugGet the simp cheesemug.

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