brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 25, 2025
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Zackory Blake Brown

A total stud and doesn’t have the biggest or shortest penis, but his friend Draiden talks to him, he gets a heart eyes emoji facial expression.
Zackory Blake Brown is cool and doesn’t get scammed on Fortnite Save the World
by Cool_man-not_zack May 29, 2023
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Bristol brown

Realllllly hot would most def make out with
by Julian... May 11, 2022
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i hate the browns

this sentence could mean two different things that are completely unrelated

1. Browns, referring to African or people who are brown.

I hate the browns.*

2. The better sentence, “I hate the browns”, browns referring to the NFL team

*God, I hate the browns. The players suck and the mascot is dumb”.
FUCK YOU BROWNS. I HATE THE BROWNS. THEY ALWAYS TRY TO ROB ME - The racist way

FUCK YOU BROWNS WITH YOUR ASS TEAM HOW DID YOU STILL BEAT US
by the rizz god November 13, 2023
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Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
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kyrsten brown

Kyrsten Brown is a girl that is very Stong and loud and black and ghetto and funny and Pretty and mean and always make you laugh and she’s the best person to be friend
“Have you heard that Seth like Kyrsten brown
“Yeah Kaden does too”
“Who would’nt like kyrstenbrown she the “it” girl”
by Tomato_soup33 June 02, 2023
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brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)
My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer
by Dick Shon Neary February 23, 2025
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