Clocktower kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see that clocktower kid skipping thru campus??

by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Hat kid

A very interesting and comedic streamer who you should watch on Twitch and means someone who is “packing” and amazing

Hat kid is a goat

You got shit on by hat kid

Hat kid just said sum stupid shit

Hat kid has big meat

by Hatkid July 2, 2021

Fortnite kid

A kid who’s under the age of 10 and plays fortnite. Doesn’t go outside nor touch grass. Most of them are 7 year old kids. They don’t know what it feel’s like to smell fresh air.

“Fortnite kids have no life” which is true

by Justsomenormaldude May 17, 2021

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021

kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017

ipad kid

paige f…

1: Ew is that person drinking milk

2: Yeah that’s Paige, the ipad kid.

by tavvvvvvvv March 21, 2022