Rip your face off

When you get so drunk that you feel your face being ripped off.

Jesper: These drinks are really strong!
Ian: Yeah - I feel my face being ripped off!

Damn. I'm so hung over. My face got ripped off yesterday.

Be careful with these drinks. They will rip your face off!

by DK Maestro June 20, 2009

Dropped the kids off at the pool

Filling a girl's belly button up with sperm.

Dude, last night I pulled out of Jenny just in time and dropped the kids off at the pool!

by rex GROSSman May 3, 2008

Get off my lawn

slang expression: get off my back; leave me alone; go away

"Is that project that's due tomorrow finished yet?"
"I'm working on it now, get off my lawn."

by CptCrunch613 October 14, 2012

get off me ref

The act of telling someone(or ref) to get off your meat and mean it!!!!(founded my T) (laughed at by many)

Shaniquia was all up on me and her boyfriend came over and i was like "Get off me ref"

by jamarcus jamal April 23, 2008

Take your top off

The power to do anything in the world. If you take your top off the sky is the limit. No one or nothing can get in your way.

girl: Im scared to jump, the water looks shallow

guy: Take your top off and you wont hit the bottom.

by PapaSquat October 14, 2009

laughing our asses off

So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.

When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.

by meggiem December 9, 2008

fall off the Wagon Wheel

to start eating chocolate again

According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.

by jmlecun October 12, 2008