Awais Time

A unit of measurement used by people named Awais in which 1 minute is equivalent to 4 minutes

Person 1: "The guy said he'll be 5 minutes"
Person 2: "Yeah but we need to use awais time"

by Dofrt November 28, 2021

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 06, 2023

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 21, 2017

ES timing

Being extremely late to any event, to the point you question how a person can even be late. The term was popularised by ES.

1- ‘why are they taking so long to arrive?’
2- It’s ES timing.

by July 20, 2024

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

by RebYizTheShiz September 24, 2019