Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts, a slang term often used comedically in reference to ones testicles.

(Mark:) Do you know the rapper Willya?
(Theodore:) Willya Who?
(Mark:) Willya put Deez Nuts in your mouth!

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nut shit

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.

Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.

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Deez Nuts

Slang referring to a mans testicles

Person 1: I like to suck on Popsicles

Person 2: You like to suck on DEEZ NUTS

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aj is a person who loves to make new friends and will ALWAYS have ur back! she has a good personality and is very outgoing. is really bad at math and spelling. likes school, but not the learning part. she makes “deez nuts” jokes that aren’t even funny. she also likes to flirt with her friends in a jokingly way.

bro, did you hear aj deez nuts? she just made a “deez nuts” joke!

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nuts

A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.

Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!

by GayShell January 13, 2024

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