I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.
We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.
by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022
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Cheese farmer

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.
As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
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cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.
My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
by Gravychips December 17, 2015
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Cheese Ache

Abdominal pain from eating too much cheese, more prevalent in lactose intolerant individuals
I'm getting cheese aches after eating too many appetizers, I'm going to destroy Johns bathroom
by Willowwater January 05, 2022
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cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess
i eat cheese and beans for a living
by thiccyqueenzzzzz May 14, 2020
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Cheese Poo

My god my Aiden Zhu had a Cheese poo!
by Beese Churgue November 14, 2022
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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 25, 2017
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