That’s cheese

Something that’s easy, almost too easy

“Winning the super bowl? That’s cheese bro” -Tom Brady

by Veltron99987 February 9, 2021

Cheese Bandit

A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.

Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.

I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.

by Fiber7 April 25, 2022

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011

ranger cheese

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025

Cheese Balls

The rancid odor that comes from a mans cock and balls after long periods of not bathing.

Person 1: Ewww Whats that smell?
Person 2: Oh, sorry hon, I've got cheese balls.

by Whatshappining December 29, 2019

Philly Cheese Steak

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.

I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025